The Coil

Ok, first if Phillip ever find out that I am actually writing in my blog about the Bachelor show..he will say "Ooo puhleezeee…..don’t you have something else better to write?" then he would  laugh hilariously at me….Well, on my defense Phil you watched couple episode too. Wished that he is the bachelor..uh.huh..25 women fighting over him!! That would be every living breathy man wildest dream…

Ok..don’t care…because I’m falling in love with the latest Bachelor show. I am not a sucker for romantic story tale but this one was really made me addicted to follow through until the end. There were Bachelor 13 shows already, but most of them I heard kind of lame, although I just watched three of them, I think this one is the best so far. The previous bachelor was an football player, a prince, an MD, a rich heir of Firestone company, and who else I don’t have information. Out of 13 couple, most of them are become bachelor/bachelorette again, one couple expecting the child, one couple ready to getting married, another one are living happily together. Only 3 relationships work out, out of 13..huh…no wonder I haven’t been around this show much. Until this last one.

The Bachelor is the show about one single man who search for love of his life on period of time (about six weeks) with the camera follows him and the ladies around the whole process.
First, the producer of the show will ask people around to nominate the single guy that has certain quality (usually good looking, famous, smart, successful, etc). When they find the best candidate, they will contact this man to join the show. If he agree to be on the show then, the producer will put the calling for woman to join the show.
They will be 25 woman at the first gathering to meet the bachelor and then each week the bachelor will eliminate one or two women who he feels doesn’t have partner material on the rose ceremony. The chosen one will get the rose, the loser won’t get any. All woman will stay in  the same house, and each week there will be group date, private date in various location and some activities to get the bachelor attention, and there is elimination until there are only two woman left. Then the bachelor will have to choose one of this ladies that he feels strongly in love. Of course, at the end there is one happy girl and one broken heart girl. The show including family visit as they getting to four girls left, all the crying rejected girl footage (booohoooo), all the cat fighting between the girls (duh….bunch of good looking woman living under the same roof to fight a hot man?…) and of course kiss..kiss moment. As much as they thought that they would have fun time, but at the end most of the bachelor would cry because eventually there is a real feeling going on.

The last bachelor was Andy Baldwin . I love man in uniform.I think they are sexy..Phillip was so handsome while he was wearing his Navy outfit. That was why when he ended his serve in Navy, I insisted that he keep his uniform. Ehhehehe…..(OK check this out!!!): He is  a Navy doctor, A Navy diver, an Iron man triathlon athlete, six pack  solid  muscle body," a smoking hottie" (woohooooo…), was in Cosmopolitan magazine, a humanitarian….Perfect one!
He is living in Hawaii at the moment. This guy was seriously looking for a wife ( I am sure he got bored with all the girls chasing him all the time…yyeehhhaa).  He met 25 good looking women at the first night. At the end of the night he only choose 15 of them, one of the rejected girl was furious. She was cursing up and down and talking trash about the bachelor and other girls…What a looser!!
But, the most thing I love about the end of this show is that he choose a really super elegant, sophisticated, Eurasian (Chinese/Caucasian mix) girl name Tessa. She is the first Asian woman ever get engaged over the show. The rest girl from other show most were either blonds or brunette..boring!!! (YAWN!!). Actually, this bachelor  liking Asian  girl (Navy??  Travel led in Asia?? Make your own judgment….yayyyyy!!). There were three Asian girl in the show.

She is not super dead gorgeous at the first sight, but she is
really pretty in natural way. She is my favorite one and good thing that he choose her. As herself raised from wealthy family and being educated, she has her own style. Love her!!

Her other rival in final  was Bevin, which was already fell over Andy and was giving him free hugs and kisses and smooches and even asked the Doc the checked her up (Yuck!!) early on the show. ANdy was really got physical with her every time he and Bevin got together. I think Andy got feeling for her but at the end, he was looking for a WIFE not A HOT ROMANTIC partner. Tessa was taking her time not to jumped off the couch and running toward the Bachelor soaring…"Aaawww….Andy ….I love you and pick me!!!".  Tessa came up to show first for Fun and sceptical that she would find love. So she took it very easy while Bevin used her broken ankle that she had from one challenge session to get Andy’s attention all the time.

The other girl Danielle (who actually so sweet) who survived the final three but got dumped after talking too much about her dead boy friend. Seriously, don’t ya think Andy want to compete with a dead man? Get over it girl and move on already. Geezzzz…!! There was a sexy hot sizzling girl named Stephanie, who got the first rose from Andy, but as the show went on I think Andy didn’t see her as much as wife material but more a playboy magazine material ( OMG, I am so mean!!)…She wore short drop dead slut dress on the rose ceremony (gag..) no class, no wonder she got dumped that night. Good job Sister……Buhbyeeeee……

And finally, Tessa is the winner!! She got the ring and now she got engaged to probably the hottest Lieutenant Doctor in the Navy. Got 2 carat Chopard diamond ring. LOL…I went to ABC.com to check the show because I missed couple of episode….I was shocked when I found out there are many people actually care about the final two woman. So there are Bevin’s fans and Tessa fan’s. Bevin’s fans are seating in the hot seat since their gal got rejected and made such bad comments about Tessa and Andy of course (OK girls..build a bridge and get over it!!) , when on the other side Tessa’s fans put hope and best wishes for the couple to eventually get married soon. Those comments are often cracked up until I got teary eyes…So fuuunyyyy!! Tessa’s fans even plan to make petition to ABC to make a DVD about the show and plea to make their wedding to be on air. Yaaayyy….I am excited for this to happen. BFF for Tessa’s fans!

The moral of this show is that, I actually want to apply for the next Bachelor..haaa…NOT!!!  JUst kidding…..

The morals are:

* Man are "Brainless" when it comes to hot slut girl. But as much as cheesy he is, when it come to find a wife…he will looking for some qualities that way more than just physical attraction.

*Be classy not trashy. Including dress appropriately for you age,occasion as well as location. TTfN to Abercrombie from me!!!

*Be guarded but make a move at the same time. Man like challenge and make your self as challenge for him. Don’t become pretty icy frigid girl in the party make man think that he would get froze if he seat next to you….OOuuchhh!!.Flirt..flirt..flirt with limit, just like when you drinking!!LOL

*Don’t bring up subject about your exes especially the dead one….Creepy….Also the one that still living healthy….except if your ex is Brad Pitt….whoaaaaa………!!

*Make good humor and have sense of humor. Man are silly, they have a child side inside them (it is sad though that some of them never grow out of it..aaawwww!!) Tessa said a Muffin joke when she introduced her self to Andy. "Two muffin were sittin in the oven. One muffin says to the other muffin,"it is sure is hot in here."The other muffin says"Holly cow….a talking muffin"… Andy said he liked her goof ball side. Hey..I said being a goof ball not an idiot!!

* You know when he is serious  with you when he eager to meet your family or for you to meet his too. So, win over his family heart. Especially the grandma’s and grandpa’s if they are there. They may look sleepy and out of clue most of the time….but they actually  very sneaky spy for their grandson!! Uh huh… Nothing wrong being a cutie pie for them…..Their opinion about you is important too!! Cover your tatoo, cover your piercing…those are taboo for them!! Also…watch out for the sista…..The sister of your man can be mean sometime….

*Be smart. (this one…I don’t think I have to explain it!! Just don’t being a smart ass, remember this is a dating game not a spelling bee competition!! YhhEllloowwww??)

*Show PDA (Public Display of Affection….Oh My…). Say like give him a peek on his check when you greet him instead offer your tongue for kiss (yuck…!!) or give him compliment about his look but please restrain your self from saying ‘You looks dazzling hot baby"…Eewww…shut it!!

*At the end, dating is a game. IF you win…Good luck!! IF you loose, and get dump BE BRAVE, talk to him like a lady and say this to his eyes with smile "I know I’m not the one that you want, but I wish you find the one for you and being happy forever" although you can say in your head at the same time too "I hope you would rotten in hell.Jerk.." Yaayyyy……….Then go home, sob until you gag, listen to depressed broken heart song like Unbreak my heart by Toni Braxton or better one like Immortal from Evanescence, eat the whole bucket of ice cream or finish left over your room mate’s expensive dinner date from the fridge, get  enough sleep then the next day MOVE ON.
There will be Mr.X waiting  to get pick up by you…..YOu go girl friends…..LOL !!!

*In case, you find out that your date a looser and he wanting you desperately and calling you everyday…..(Happened to me a lot…..in my dreams…..).
Break up with him over the phone. "Yeah…I am sorry this  won’t work out between us. My boss called and I have to do this project in North Pole for maybe 5 years or more. Who knows…I know…I am sorry, but you will always have a special place in my heart (God knows where!!..).What?? Can’t hear you.(make up bad connection voice)..ccrkk..bip..bip…..zzz…….." hang up the phone. Pack your stuff , flee out of the country and change your nationality….Hahahahhaha!!

As for Tessa and Andy, she will move to Hawaii and hopefully pursue a Navy’s wife career. Good luck!! Be happy forever!!

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